Ian Pine
Head of Receipt Intake
Reads the messy receipts nobody else can and turns them into clean coverage facts.
12k receipts read
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BREAKING: 71% of online purchases are still completely uninsured.“An actuary is someone who found accounting too exciting.”NFT floor drops now trigger same-day coverage reviews.“My deductible and my ex have a lot in common — both take everything up front.”Nevada UCC notices sent from YAHOOT get a 7-day cure window.“Insurance: the only product you buy hoping never to use it, like a gym pass.”Deepfake endorsement claims up 340% year over year.
Web8.0+ Insurance OS
Your receipt deserves a safety net.
Upload what you bought. We’ll read the receipt, match the risks, and help you create a tailored policy draft.
Takes about 90 seconds
“Let’s get that receipt covered.”
Blake Tates Teder · YAHOOT guide
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Add your receipt
Upload a clear photo of your recent purchase.
02
Get a smart match
AI reads the details and compares relevant coverage.
03
Create your policy
Review the facts, choose a match, and start your draft.
Your first policy
Show us what you purchased.
A clear receipt photo helps us find the merchant, item, date, and purchase amount.
Your recommendations will appear here
Upload a receipt and add your coverage priorities to get personalized matches.
Pre-insured packages
Buy coverage off the shelf.
Every package ships with a Crypto Certificate of Insurance anchored on Solana. Most add a 3D+ collectible gift — drive-thru toys, but for adults.
10 packages · 8 with NFT+ gifts
Crypto
BAYC Shield
$29
per month
Stolen, delisted, or rugged collectibles — floor-value delta plus legal support.
2.9% of floor · up to $25,000
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Vault Shield 3D+
Chrome-and-purple vault shield with a floating Y coin.
Product
StockX Authenticity+
$12.99
one-time
Fake sneakers or bags from online sellers — refund support plus a seller notice.
Purchase price · up to $2,500
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Hypersole 3D+
Authenticity-verified sneaker on a chrome pedestal.
Product
Dropship Doom™
$7.99
one-time
Never-shipped, wrong-item, or 90-day-late dropship orders — refund chase and seller notice.
Purchase price · up to $500
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Placebo Drake Bobblehead 3D+
The funny edition. Nods every time a seller ghosts you.
AI+
AI Slop
$19
per month
Paid AI tools, agents, or generated goods that ship broken, fake, or hallucinated.
Subscription refunds · up to $1,200 / yr
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Slopbot 3D+
A goo-covered robot that files your AI-slop refund for you.
Deepfake
Deepfake Defamation
$29
per month
Defamatory synthetic media of you — takedown notices, forensic report, and counsel referral.
Takedown + legal fees · up to $10,000
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Mirror Mask 3D+
Half chrome, half glitch. The anti-deepfake talisman.
Storyline
Storyline Libel
$49
per month
Written libel, fake reviews, and narrative attacks — demand letters and reputation repair.
Legal fees · up to $15,000
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Certificate only
Web8.0+
Crypto Cart™
$15
per transaction
A single crypto or NFT checkout — wrong-chain sends, failed mints, and seller non-delivery.
1.5% premium · covers up to $1,000 tx
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Purple iPhone NFT+
iWallet-ready purple phone with orbiting receipts and coins.
Time
TimeStop™
$99
per year
StopBleed theory — hours lost to disputes, chargebacks, and support loops paid back at $25/hr.
80 hours / yr
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Chrono Hourglass 3D+
StopBleed hourglass — time is money, and both are covered.
Lendsurance
Lendsurance™
$35
per month
Peer lending and BNPL defaults on covered purchases — 3.5% APR equivalent protection.
Outstanding balance · up to $5,000
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Certificate only
Lawyer
Lawyer On-Call+
$15
per month
Same-day access to partner counsel for seller disputes, small claims, and Justice Court filings.
2 consults / mo + filing support
Crypto Certificate of Insurance (Solana memo-anchored)
Purple Gavel 3D+
Order in the court. Scales-of-justice charm included.
The sales team behind Blake Tates
Real people on every policy.
Blake greets you, but these three handle intake, matching, and the follow-up with sellers.
Noah Samuel
Coverage Match Lead
Pairs every purchase with the policy that actually pays out when things go wrong.
94% first-match fit
Donovan Khaled
Claims & Seller Escalation
Sends the seller notice, tracks the cure window, and escalates when they ignore it.
7-day cure tracking